1) A person obsessed with food and its preparation. 2) A person who will eat almost an-ything, but, astonishingly is not French. 3) Anyone who's TIVO hard drive is completely filled with recordings from the Food Channel.
You are if:
- You think a life lived without organ meats, stinky cheese and demi-glace is a life not worth living.
- You have ever eaten the eyeballs of ANYTHING.
- You think six hours of prep time is reasonable for a "quick" meal.
- You think the 50-50 chance you have of dying while eating ill-prepared blowfish is a risk worth taking.